Total Medals Earned: 88 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,055 Points
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/285 points)
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Beat all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Crush all castles
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/330 points)
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 9/18 (150/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 6/27 (60/1,000 points)
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 5/11 (250/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
survive for 3 minutes
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit